False Facts

How do people end up in relationship after relationship after relationship and I can’t find a single person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds? 

thievinggenius:

Tattoo done by Justin Hartman.
@justinhartmanart

thievinggenius:

Tattoo done by Justin Hartman.

@justinhartmanart

songofages:

thatthingididonetime:


Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.

I didn’t know how much I needed this gif

I know who’s gonna die in his next book

songofages:

thatthingididonetime:

Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.

I didn’t know how much I needed this gif

I know who’s gonna die in his next book

themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC